So this is obviously satire but reading this it just sounded way too close to current reality for comfort.
I know that parts of the document are acme levels over the top but other parts sincerely read as if written by your average Maga idiot
Well after these peacocks were crushed by a piano, they might have been unable to recount anything at all.
I dunno, but I feel like the author might have taken some creative liberties here…
Anytime shareholders are involved you know it’s going to be shit.
Hasn’t it always been? It’s just more visible rn, volume went to 11, trump is an obvious dictator mobster wannabe loser, but hasn’t the US always been just this anyway?
Don’t say anything, lawyer up
Get movie: the stuff
I think your image needs a few more pixels, I can’t read any of that’s it’s all pixelated
It’s gonna suck, isn’t it?
I don’t know why, but Hollywood has forgotten how to make awesome great good plain comedy
useful tool
Why? Based on what, exactly?
The guy is an absolute drug addicted idiot with no skills or empathy anywhere. He got lucky multiple times leading him to where he is today, but he’s always been a lying sack of shit who only is a multi billionaire because of luck and a loooooot of lying.
What, exactly, would make that a useful tool for anything?
And is it really necessary to make a big deal out of it?
K’s choice - killing dragons
Yeah, anyone thinking that there is even a remotely fair election in 2026 and again in 2028 really should come and take a look at that bridge in my backyard that I’m selling…
That’s a complication that most people aren’t prepared to deal with. I’m sure that with that information most Israelis will simply say that atebs are the wrong type of Semite because that’s always what it comes down to
I want to think here that this is more about not knowing about licenses than malice.
They did open it.
If open source developers can now keep the tax code updated, you’re all golden
And the most important part: she admitted she was wrong and that it’s fine
This is the part where Republicans and have the biggest problems with, as in the face pf evidence they usually just double down and that’s it.
I’m not hateful, I just wish a woman dead
Saying you don’t want children (and innocent men and women) to die isn’t anti semitic, no matter if said children or men and women are semitic or not. Sure, the semitic part is a cherry on the insanity cake, but still, that Chery shouldn’t be required
That Israeli age distribution chart is a nightmare in progress and it will come back to haunt them.
Oh yeah, and we all know that will actually be temporary, and would never ever in the history of ever be abused, right?
Arr, let’s welcome more eye patches and peg legs soon!