platysalty

Damn jays jaying around. I wish they would all just jay off.

Eh, doesn’t roll off the tongue right

Then they go suuuuure and wink at you

Alright how many of you in here trying to make your dick fart right now?

My dick feels raw by proxy from all the wank in that post

I see. So you’d rather write multiple paragraphs of excuses instead of spending that time on coping with what you can.

I understand how this sub works now, and I’m disappointed. Bye.

To be fair, them some real good spice

Because being horrible with time is a predictable thing. As a human being, we have the ability to plan and act in ways that compensate for predictable weaknesses.

If you notice you’re always late, but you never try to leave earlier, you’re either a moron or an asshole.

As someone from a country that takes our spicy food seriously, at the very least there’s the sense of superiority from the “foreigner” being unable to take “a little bit of spice”

Engineering vs Marketing

I’m pretty sure they like it when you cry

It’s a terrible excuse. I’m almost always on time cause I use my calendar instead of my brain to manage time. The “time blindness” just makes me feel anxious about being late despite being 5 mins away and having 30 mins to spare.

I never understood wishing death upon someone. Why are you wasting your wish on the one guaranteed thing in life?

Wish them an ingrown toenail or something. Would at least do something.

Eeyargh

So Jojo Egypt arc but with ducks?

Man, I wonder how much BW first person footage of dudes jerking off does Zuck have.

Yeah lol. I was an internet troll through and through, and somehow found my way into a pretty diverse group in uni.

I don’t even want to start on the drunk shenanigans we got up to.

If you want a console look you can always look up mini itx motherboards and cases

I’ll gladly take those problems out of your hands for free

It would be fun to work as someone who comes up with porn titles for a while.

I guess this is the natural end state of having “talk to animals” as a spell.