Fun fact: in metric you don’t get as much shrinkage

Is there life elsewhere on the universe?

Most likely

Does it move?

Shoot it

Now you got me curious about photons, I mean what is wrong with your tongue? Thoughts and prayers

Or just eat them by night. It’s pretty hard to escape those thousand year photons specifically targeting OP’s icecream by day

Needs more imaginary numbers

Schenkel translates to “deer fucker” in german, I dunno I’m just making this up

We’ve evolved technologically, not psychologically

People think humanity is so much more evolved now but it has been actually the same shit from thousands ago or whenever recorded history goes back.

Also: portuga was here

Every fruit from big supermarkets tastes like chemicals, looks shiny like you say and they’re all the same size. Also they pick them when they’re not ripe a refrigerate them, so an apple lasts like 3 days outside the fridge before you open it and it’s rotten inside. The good fruit and vegetables come from local markets. It’s less convenient and sometimes even more expensive but you get to taste and benefit from the better nutritional content.

Yeah I can live without bananas. They’re not indigenous* to where I’m from (Portugal) so it makes little sense for me to pay for shipping from other countries while inevitably letting some go to spoil. There’s plenty of other fruit I can eat without making a bigger carbon footprint

*actually we have a variety of bananas from madeira island which is Portuguese. They are smaller than your regular banana but make up for it in taste cause they’re delicious (regular imported bananas don’t taste like much)

Yeah, but it tastes like ripe bananas with cinnamon. I also tried making banana ice cream (only ripe bananas, and stir it while it freezes. Didn’t become a fan. I just opted for not buying bananas

I have a female friend that just sprinkles cinnamon on it and mashes them with a fork and says it’s delicious. Yeah she’s crazy. I suggested putting some palm olive on it so it would make easier to scrape it into the garbage bin

You think you figured me out but I’m actually from a developed country that respects women’s rights

Ok, resort to name calling if you need to

Totally agree but did I really do any bad action?

People like me, like you know me. Ok

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meu_Pé_de_Laranja_Lima

Ffs that’s still spanish 🤦‍♂️ but I’m starting to like your style

Don’t get me wrong, I hate men that want to deprive women of their rights. I also dislike women who think all men are like that

It worked all right. Now we have to deal with it