Man the “rather be planting corn at this point” is such a pandemic thought as well. I fantasize about working in a bookstore, buddies of mine think about owning a restaurant, driving public transport vehicles (2 people), repairing bikes, etc. One of my colleagues just actually did it, he quit his job and started to be a baker. Corporate scrum is killing us and all we want to do is work.

If guns were banned then knives probably would become more common.

That would be a good thing though, wouldn’t it? (I’m not a knife merchant I swear.)