make checks until you fail. take 40d8 damage from a mysterious source. no one’s around you to help unfortunately because you were dumb enough to separate from the party.

now make a better character or go home, your choice.

i mean the hand gesture was clearly alluding to that. he basically said it without saying it.

she was stiff in WW too, but it worked because the whole side plot was that she’s never met human beings and doesn’t know how to interact with them. also she’s like a demigod so being devoid of emotions doesn’t look that weird on a character like that. they played to their strengths.

most issues with movies about acting are actually issues about casting. i love Keanu, but he’s also stiff. but that worked perfectly his best roles: johnny mnemonic, constantine and of course neo. even john wick worked mostly because he’s built up for the first half of the movie as a mythical, inhuman force of nature.

so yeah for that particular rendition of wonder woman, great choice: she looks like a demigod; she acts like she’s never seen a human before. perfect.

for anything else, please kill me so i don’t have to suffer through this scene.

i didn’t mind that she brags about shooting her pets on a whim like an actual psycho serial killer but this…

in my experience, adults yes. adults with kids, not for a while.

you get to play some games again when your child starts sleeping longer hours at night. if your spouse is ok with it you might be able to go to sleep later and play a session. just make sure your spouse is ok with it. even better if your spouse also plays.

and hopefully when they’re old enough you’ll play together anyway.

if you have another child only a year or two apart however that’ll set you back a couple years probably. 2x children is like 4x time sink for some reason.

what

didn’t all 3rd party apps stop working

see that’s better. plus it rhymes with their regime.

aaaand uninstalled

Yankee doesn’t have an s

what an interesting looking Tesla

topologically same

pretty sure this is bullshit. have seen some other maps on there too. unconvincing stats with no sources.

nazis don’t deserve deportation, unless the handcuffs are outside the plane.

yes he is that much of an idiot, plus he’s zooted out of his dumbfuck mind, plus he thinks he’s invincible.

they’re saying everywhere outside Antarctica is north of Antarctica, so that doesn’t add anything. it’s deliberately obtuse for humorous effect. basic joke comprehension should be a thing.

devolved into chaos

i love how we’re still pretending things are otherwise orderly when literal nazi clowns are running the show.

see popular woman, get sad

it was a joke about O’Reilly, which is also the name of this cunt