But have you said thank you?

I can’t stop pronouncing USAID as u said even after i finally heard it instead of just reading it

Farming simulator is life probably until actual farming season comes again…

I don’t think Trump actually comes up with anything himself, that gives him too much credit. He has actual intelligent though evil people telling him what to do, mostly foreign debt holders he’s trying to repay politically instead of financially if I had to guess

What if breaking a mirror is what caused the bad luck that lead to the condom breaking?

Meet your 2028 president elect… BITCH CUNT NOEM!!! With an endorsement from President Camacho or the weird little dude in mad Max that runs the crane, idk but i think either way we’re fucked

Haha underage, I’ll fix it

This is a completely random story but the post made me remember and i wanted to share.

In college about 12 years ago i got cited for underage alcohol consumption and got an email saying i had to meet with an advisor to discuss the situation. I slept through the meeting and basically said exactly that in an email to the advisor who replied like wtf okay we’ll reschedule, and then i never heard anything about it ever again.

Pumping blood to your organs even though you are fat!

This one was subtle enough I’m counting it. Took me thirty seconds of not understanding the joke before suddenly realizing I lost

Also looks like it could be spider mites. I’m not sure how common they are outside of large scale agriculture, but I’ve found them on my grandma’s flowers before. Underside of the leaf may have small traces of spider webs, but the mites themselves are very difficult to see without a magnifying glass without having a trained eye for them

What am I if I know what it means but didn’t think it was worth a laugh?

I was going to point out the OP includes the Red River which is not part of the Mississippi basin as well as a few other smaller errors. Like your post more.

And the guy that took this photo is fully nude?

I read “cat” instead of car and thought it was a pretty great meme for a moment

So we can be hungry again in time for supper? Lol

But seriously sushi is amazing

-Demetri Martin

I like eating food though :/

I’m always torn on this. I want to tip to help someone earn a living, but if enough of us stopped tipping employees would leave unless they were paid more. It does feel like adding suffering to the wrong people, but if out created change it would be nice eventually