“Oh, look what Pete got me for my birthday! It’s a red Mega-M-… ANTS IN THE PANTS!?”

Those are better specs than what I used throughout college (an Asus Eee PC running Debian with Xfce and Openbox). Not a powerful machine, but I absolutely loved that thing.

Awesome, thank you!

How long can you keep your kimchi in the fridge? Care to share the recipe? I’ve tried to make kimchi a few times, but I never get the mixture quite right, so mine doesn’t last very long (about 2-3 weeks).

Don’t worry. They will conduct an internal review, which will identify the officer at fault and punish him by having him go on paid vacation.

And let me tell you, you do not want to be roadkill with this administration.

I think the concern initially was that cold brew may be more prone to bacterial contamination than normal coffee, because it has lower acidity and the water used to make it is not boiled. But like the study you linked found, it seems to be safe at least when refrigerated.

I think I just suffered a mild stroke reading this.

Eh, IMO it’s more like four methods stacked on top of each other wearing a trench coat.

I can say with some pride that I have at least co-authored papers with null results, and they did get published. I’m not arguing that what you suggest isn’t true, but I have hope.

Actually, this is Stannis Baratheon from The Witcher.

Null results are still results!

Reviewer 2 didn’t read my paper and makes it my problem. Trump didn’t read a book in his life and makes it the world’s problem.

This would probably matter more if every search for “windows 10 problem XY” wouldn’t turn up 100% garbage from their support forums anyway.

Also, by leaving your email on unread, I can continue to cycle through your and other people’s emails once a day, until your email has finally achieved a level of urgency that compels me to reply.

Must be this new Сигнал app I’ve been hearing about.

I know that both are standard units of time, but I’m still sad to see Scaramucci lumped in with Truss like this.

Faculty: Can we get reimbursed for our travel expenses?

Universities: Submit your receipts here. Mike in admin will flip a coin. If it comes up heads, you’ll get reimbursed some time within the next 18 months. Otherwise, you get nothing and receive no notice.

Musk has a point, though. The Cybertruck is extremely fragile, so pointing at it with your finger poses a significant risk and could even set it on fire.