We showing off elderberries? Here’s some sambucus cerulea

Rest of the world, in their best Joe Pesci voice: “you were serious about that?”

Thanks! I hadn’t considered eating the seeds before. Apparently they’re edible when cooked.

I would say that he probably doesn’t want to open the door to calling credibility into question based on past history of misrepresentation, but who am I kidding, obviously nothing has actually mattered for years now.

Meanwhile, entry level workers are being rejected after interview number five and a full proctology exam.

We’ve all seen it too. “C’mon Vladimir, stop it! 😭”

Demonrats are bad. I am not going to argue against that.

Well that’s good, because nobody said that.

Their hubris and inaction while they had the chance to do something is a big reason we’re in this mess.

Hey now, don’t become monsters yourselves

I don’t know how long you’ve been up, but it’s time to step away and go to sleep.

Here you go: https://actuaries.org.uk/document-library/thought-leadership/thought-leadership-campaigns/climate-papers/planetary-solvency-finding-our-balance-with-nature/

I recalled incorrectly, it was 2 billion deaths at 2C, and 4 billion at 3C.

it is going to take us decades at best to show the rest of the world that Trump and MAGA were just short blips on the radar

The fun part is we don’t have decades. We’re already at +1.7C. Insurance actuaries are predicting 4 2 billion deaths worldwide at +2C. We will literally never recover from Trump.

Thanks Joe, I feel better now.

We all knew shit like this was coming, but it still kills my soul a little every time a see another headline like this. The collapse of the US didn’t have to be this stupid.

I’m sure Schumer will move quickly to form a search committee to form a task force with plans to complete a strongly worded letter by late 2027.

“I used to hear about how people didn’t like me. But now that I’ve fired anyone with any integrity or enough common sense to know I’ll fuck them over eventually, I only hear good things.”

I’ve heard good things about Pimsleur

Eventually, yeah, they’re preparing for that. However, I think the federal government will collapse before they get much past hunting “illegals.”

Maybe it has something to do with all the tacit, if not explicit, endorsement of mass lawlessness of a certain president. Huh.

Right along party lines, I imagine. In other words, the only people with a positive view of Musk are the ones who reliably think what right wing propaganda tells them to think.