It’s supposed to be for better or for worse. Lately it’s just been better if you’re a red state that refuses to invest in education and worse if you’re a blue state that actually generates money from your educated and well-paid citizens. Enough is enough.
Can you imagine the increase in American literacy rates and decrease in emissions?
We’re completely done.
Gabriel shouldn’t be taking that shot.
Newcastle seem to only buy players that have extremely punchable faces.
Oh of course. I’m just kvetching. It also doesn’t take into account players blocking the shot, which - naturally - Newcastle do a lot.
We’re up to 4.1% that none of our shots go in.
Well we can’t exactly walk it in - we just get tackled and they counter
Yeah, he’s not in the Nwaneri/Lewis-Skelly bracket, but hopefully he starts getting some minutes in 2026.
For the league to be fair, really.
I still laugh when people want to accuse Arteta of buying orcs and becoming Stoke. Bitch, that’s who we’re playing against right now. Tackle everyone, don’t get punished, score on the counter, be racist.
Jesus fucking Christ.
Wow, the exact same cross and we barely avoid conceding from it.
WHAT THE FUCK WATCH THE OFFSIDES TRAP
Hmmm, yet another yellow. If we can sacrifice our players’ limbs for free kicks that we don’t score from and second yellows that never come, we might be in business.
We are more than capable of putting three past this team, but will the universe allow it?
Course not, that would be offensive somehow
Something interesting that I looked up because fuck watching this match - Michael Rosiak has the best free kick taking stat in FM at Arsenal.
And Liverpool are already 6 up on their xG 🙃
I don’t like how unconfident I feel about today.