i’m on a waiting list of my own design, all i need to do to get meds is go check my heart… it’s been a “i’ll do it next week” task for 2 years now

when the planets align i can fit a whole month into just 2 days tho

same thing when i attempt to talk to people

alone i can have elaborate and intricate monologues or pretend dialogues with all the fancy vocabulary

but the second i’m placed in a room with a person i forget how to put sentences together in a cohesive way

which is doubly so sad because rats don’t even live that long :( if an experiment lasts 1,5 years an average rat will only live for 6 more months. a rat retirement home wouldn’t even be a big commitment

humans, sometimes

i don’t know if it was intentional, but one of Expedition 33’s endings gave me vibes of that story

i recently read through the series and now i only have the last short story left– and i don’t want to finish it becuase then it’ll be over :(

so few authors manage to make me sad this way

i don’t think a wheel with 20 forks in it would work very well

to be fair, we don’t know why anything is, but that’s something for philosophy so ponder, not science where you seek answers

most of the world isn’t american. we can’t do anything about your government

goopy fella

buy a horse dildo with bitcoin and flaunt how they didn’t get any money from your transaction? idk man, i’m good at vague ideas, specifics are harder

i don’t know if any source has caught up yet, but a few days ago it was indeed just taboo kink games that were being targeted, now it seems all of itch.ios NSFW games are disappearing

gamers, unironically, rise up. this isn’t going to end on niche porn games

this bullshit is surely coming from the recently intensifying family friendlinessification of the internet, but why the fuck do payment processors care? i have no idea. are they taking a cut of advertising revenue? do all ceos just want to appear as massive prudes? do they see children as an untapped market to exploit? or maybe they’re just fucking stupid? what is actually going on

there are three moods:

• can’t stop reading

• can’t stop writing

• if i think about the written word i’ll cry

how do you pronounce that without ending up beatboxing

hasn’t this been a theory for a while now? The event horizon of a black hole keeps information minus one dimension. and the theory goes that our entire universe is just at the edge or a black hole in a 4D universe

the publishers have the data of the peak of wishlist, they are free to calculate how much mistreating the devs is going to cost them

i think gasses can be licked, for example - if i put menthol shards into hot cup of water, i can definitely feel it on my tongue if i lick the air above the cup. therefore, lickable