Thelsim

Yes, European :)

But the egg dispenser is something I once 3d printed when it was still a hobby.
Can’t seem to find the original design anymore though.

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Oh, I think it’s this one: https://www.printables.com/model/70036-fridge-spiral-egg-holder

We use this thing instead of the carton.

Yea it was the “small dollar donors” part that threw me off.
Well done, you :)

I hate that I genuinely can’t tell if this is satire or not. The quoted parts at least.

It might not cover everything, but here’s a nice list:
https://european-alternatives.eu/

Why is lake Baikal the only one with measurements in meters?
Feels like the map maker made a half-hearted attempt and just gave up after the first one.

Well they never consider me in THEIR embroidery pieces, so why should I? 😒

I really like the embroidery, but does the bacteriophage belong in this lineup?

Unfortunately this symbolism has existed for a long time in the form of the fasces (fascis is latin for fa**ot). A symbol of authority that was heavily used by the fascists (hence the name).
Though of course it would be great if it could be repurposed to for a more positive use :)

Happy Birthday!
Sorry to hear about your birthday money, I hope you’ll still get to have nice day in spite of it!