Brian Lagerstrom

You Suck at Cooking

Ryan’s got great presentation skills and style. And he does a mean Mr Bean impression.

Usually people say “premature optimization is the root of all evil” to say “small optimizations are not worth it”

No, that’s not what people mean. They mean measure first, then optimize. Small optimizations may or may not be worth it. You don’t know until you measure using real data.

Not machine washable, but doesn’t need to be.

Will the donut and muffin ministries follow suit?

• How it looked…
• What it looked like…

Pick one.

Git is p2p and distributed from day 1. Github is just a convenient website. If Microsoft takes down your repo, just upload to another system. Nothing but convenience will be lost.

And vscode uses them for remote ssh development.

I just use ~/.ssh/config

e.g.

Host website
    Hostname some.hostname.foo
    User bob
    Port 1500

https://youtu.be/WUtE3QlTpKI

I’m a coelacanh, not a coelacanth.

Also, my 2nd favorite VW ad

He make a good snak

Thanks, ants.

Thants.

Do I need eight arms to use it

Lack of interest. It doesn’t solve any problems that I have.

They don’t. That’s their kink.

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I disagree that parsing is validating. For example, you could give me a valid ISO date time string, but I want a shipping date and you gave me something in the past. It parses, but is not valid.

I disagree that validating early is bad because some other part of the code might also validate later and possibly do it differently. Yes, that’s bad, but not a reason to not validate early.

Direct Rendering Manager, not Digital Rights Management

I understand the concept. I just disagree that it’s a good idea.