Maybe they’re confusing Dolph with Kevin Sorbo?

Won’t somebody think of the hopeless CEOs?

Researching who to grab off the street and send to a “wellness farm”

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You’re thinking of Matt Gaetz. I know it’s easy to get them confused. Pete is the guy who has to blow into a breathalyzer to start his car.

The virgin Globular map vs the chad Mercator map

Honestly with all the confusion, just print a wallet sized picture of Kobasu to flash and say you’re conducting an official DOGE audit.

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

From now on flashpanda must to refer to flashpanda in third person like Solomon Grundy.

Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.

They did transmutation on a grape

It’s like Superman III

And you’d think a simple solution is just leave out the hyphen when you put you name in, but that can also lead to problems when the system is looking for a 100% perfect match.

And good luck if they need to scan the barcode on your ID.

No they list the ingredients on the front of the box. Fruit and Loops.

Wicconana forever

How is it even a surprise? Racism is the entire platform of Trump’s campaign.

And the cops execute the warrant at the wrong address, unloading all their rounds into him because he’s wearing a hoodie while playing with a toy gun in a public park in Cleveland.

Yeah Kamala did something potentially inappropriate once so we better put her under the microscope. Meanwhile Trump literally got people killed on January 6 but that’s just what he does so no big deal I guess.

Actually he’s referring to Vudu, the movie streaming app.

Danny Devito