purplexed

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

At least quadrupled, doubled, quadrupled. And tripled. At least doubled.

Shorts and a t shirt - t shirt has to be long enough to go past my shorts so I don’t get air on my back and crack. I despise pants.

I hate you. I hate this. I need bleach.

(it’s parentheses all the way down)

Well I feel attacked and validated all at the same time.

The state trooper was on the scene in record time though

Can confirm, am that guy.

Sounds like Hunted.

Now you must learn the Midwest goodbye and make us proud