He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT SALMON!!

Credit: Monty Python

Ask them, they’ll probably tell you. It is the night shift after all.

Can I have an exception?

Old tech was built to satisfy. You could also open and close the write protect tab, or use a pencil to rotate the disk itself.

Storing the date as offset in seconds from 1970 in 64bit should last to about the end of the universe, after that it’s not my problem.

One can interpret the maps as: Rural children are diagnosed less than children in large cities

https://www.tmz.com/2021/07/03/nickelodeon-dan-schneider-denies-foot-fetish-kids-old-shows/

Dan Schneider – the ex-king of Nickelodeon programming – has addressed a long-held theory that he’s into feet, and channeled that on his shows … something he says isn’t true.

Just have a spoon of pesticides after drinking that pure natural raw milk. If it’s good for the corn it’s good for you.

“we have cats cuts at home”

SID was the Commodore 64 sound generator chip. While rest of that era personal computers and game console could just do fancy beeps at most, SID had a programmable synthesizer.

Video killed the radio star

You can read it here https://www.scs.stanford.edu/~dm/home/papers/remove.pdf

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Journal_of_Advanced_Computer_Technology

In 2005, two scientists, David Mazières and Eddie Kohler, wrote a paper titled Get me off Your Fucking Mailing List and submitted it to WMSCI 2005 (the 9th World Multiconference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics), in protest of the conference’s notoriety for its spamming and lax standards for paper acceptance. The paper consisted essentially only of the sentence “Get me off your fucking mailing list” repeated many times, sometimes as illustrations or diagrams.

They failed at Fetch.

See Calculating Heavenly Chips

The first HC “Costs” 1³=1 trillion cookies. The second one costs 2³=8 trillion. The third costs 3³=27 trillion, etc.

You don’t need social media to argue with passing-by strangers, but it does help to avoid most physical harm.

Feed your knives regularly and they’ll stop whispering, just saying

Sussy

…and then you get a sexy reply

Amount of time needed to engrave a circle using the subject’s laser eyes