ADHD memes are horoscopes

After some thought I have come to the conclusion that this refers to an irrelevant ex president having cancer.

Call me when the new president has cancer and we can party.

For those who only care about fetuses the logical conclusion is to lock up pregnant women and completely control every aspect of their lives. For safety of course.

påleg

Pålægschokolade (“chocolate to put on bread”) are thin slices of chocolate (or vekao) that are used as a topping (in Danish, pålæg) on bread, such as rugbrød or white bread, similar to how chocolate spread is used in many countries. It is common in Denmark.

I see why they’re spying

A plague on both their plastic dreamhouses

People say how are you and I respond with ‘I am a meat popsicle’ but noone gets it. It’s ok if i only amuse myself.

Im of the opinion that china won. Which was entirely predictable, watching the outsourcers lose their shit is properly hilarious.

I have learned that this song was a huge hit in australia but not elsewhere whicb is sad because it’s awesome

As a watcher it is definitely interesting, time to learn for the economists and sociologists. End of american hegemony was on my bingo card but i dont claim to know what happens. As an aussie i do know that we have more than enough food which is nice. I do hope you all can get your shit together but i would like to see an end to your influence on my country so i guess i’m not entirely on your side…

Glad my sense of humour isnt entirely lost on you lot, best of luck in the apocalypse :)

Well, it gave me a little giggle so yes.

We don’t care if dumb americans die is what they’re saying. Y’all voted for that shit afterall… poor little mericans in the richest country in the wotld with all the guns, ooohh measles

Is it a real quote from the movie? I’ve seen it but I don’t remember what all the signs said.

Why would any woman stay home when the husband is going to ditch you and leave you with no way to support yourself. Never rely on a husband.

Will you commit to paying alimony when you decide to marry your secretary? Fuck depending on your spouse, thst’s insane.

So they voted against the democrats and now they want the democrats to help them… somehow. I really do not get this attitude at all.

Ok, I’m going to get hate for this but cognitive dissonance is not a pejorative or a synonym for hypocrisy. It’s a feeling one gets from holding conflicting cognitions that provokes further thought. I doubt his fans experience it at all as ‘trump said so’ is enough to make anything make sense to them.

‘Ideological neo parasite’ is just another way of saying thought crime which is pretty funny coming from Mr ‘ethos of freedom’.

The astronomical mathematical models that we call chatbots are awesome and i don’t use them for anything. They have inspired me to sporadically try to relearn my linear algebra but university was too many beers ago and i’m stupid now.

They probably weren’t thinking about it at all and took the trolley back on auto pilot. Then they turned around and realised thay had walked way too far, cringed internally, and hoped noone noticed. You noticed and you chose to mske fun of them for it. Confirming that those of us riddled with anxiety are correct to feel constant shame about every minor mistake we make. Thanks.