What’s wrong with doing this? I do it semi often. My wife thinks it’s weird but I’ve never regretted it.
I melt cheese on them sometimes.
have you considered taking a job as a mid-1600s sailor
I like scuttlebutt, rum, salt cod, and I can eat a whole lemon on its own.
But I don’t like the heat or back breaking labour, so I don’t think I’d be a good fit.
Doubt they did either, but it was that or starve.
“I kinda like it actually”
“Shut up, Nart”
“But —“
“It’s a horrible life”
I think with the British navy they hanged you for refusing service, but I haven’t decided if that’s preferable to starving.
I should go back to doing this instead of eating Cheetos. Sleeve of crackers and a serving spoon of peanut butter. So good.
I’m feeling vindicated by this thread. I do this too and my wife comments on it, so I mostly do it when she’s not home.
Someone who makes you feel like you have to hide who you are is not acting like a very good partner :( and you can tell her I said so
“Baby, I know we’ve been together for 12 years, but some random person on the internet said we should break up because I eat crackers, so it’s over.”
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Couples who cracker together, smack ‘er together?
She calls me a weirdo but she still brings me crackers and peanut butter or she makes me “cracker stew” (which is soup fully saturated with crackers) when I’m sick.
We’re good, but next time she bugs me for it I’ll repeat the message
I just thought the same thing… They are delicious
He meant eat a ladle of cinnamon
Cool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, well, I won’t be fooled again.
You gotta do it without water
I put a little butter on them sometimes and it’s delicious but everyone thinks I’m crazy until they try it. I wish I had some saltines right now.
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My grandma used to do this. It really is a satisfying treat.
I’ve done this. It never crossed my mind other people didn’t. You have some butter nearby and you’re eating crackers? You put the butter on the crackers.
It’s like finding a thread where people are going “Try butting butter on the toast. I know it sounds weird [no?] but you gotta try it.” and others “Oh yeah my grandma used to do that”
Isn’t that what saltines are for?
Edit: Wait, I read that as peanut butter. Butter is…not gross but not what I do.
Peanut butter is good too. That’s for when I feel like making marginally better choices, though (because then I can say, “Well it has protein?”)
Thank me later!
do the same with Pretzel
Pretzel + Butter = Orgasm In Your Mouths
What kind of pretzel? I feel like the sticks are way too tiny and even the knotted ones would be kind of a pain in the ass. I could get behind a big soft pretzel with butter though. That would be worth the effort.
The sticks and the knotted ones with butter!
I like butter on saltines.
I also think you’re crazy, but I believe you.
mixing carbs and fat is never crazy
Oof this one hits close to home.
Add peanut butter.
Yes. Saltines and spreading some good crunchy peanut butter is a fine lazy meal.
Skip the butter part, just whole peanuts
Instructions unclear. Saltines, peanuts, and butter.
People eat saltines… willingly?
They’re delicious
Add sardines to that, and you’ll have reached a whole new level.
I can’t believe someone beat me to it. Sardines, or tinned smoked oysters, a little cheese, baby you’ve got yourself a meal.
new beef stroganoff just dropped
Guilty as charged.
when you get sick and you can finally justify eating sleeve of saltines 😋
Blood Pressure 100
Systolic or diastolic?
Salt-less saltines? Ines?
My husband can’t understand why I love unsalted saltines.
I was given unsalted crackers once. It seemed like licking the wall.
But it’s a tasty wall with a nice texture. One might say, a tastysnack.
Also. Why are you familiar with the sensation of licking a wall? 👀
I do this, but with graham crackers instead.
Finish by eating the sleeve with a nice Chianti.
