tucson.social
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • Create Community
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

What the actual F**k???

lemmy.world

message-square
63
link
fedilink
654

What the actual F**k???

lemmy.world

Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
message-square
63
link
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    108
    ·
    2 years ago

    i think these two are working in the same company

    • SuzyQ@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      43
      ·
      2 years ago

      Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s

      • Pretzelise@aussie.zone
        cake
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        30
        ·
        2 years ago

        Third-degree burns build character!

      • jcg@halubilo.social
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        2 years ago

        This is just an old trick for building up your calluses

    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      17
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Stock photo “ecologist”

      • 14th_cylon@lemm.ee
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        2 years ago

        poor tree, i hope it is doing well…

  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    90
    ·
    2 years ago

    Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that’s why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.

    • Thteven@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      16
      ·
      2 years ago

      This is proper procedure when you’re paid by the hour.

  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    70
    ·
    2 years ago

    I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D

    Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!

    • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      21
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Perhaps it’s an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges

      • XTornado@lemmy.ml
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        5
        ·
        2 years ago

        Maybe they work for HP, it’s their way to give back.

    • gredo@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      2 years ago

      The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things

    • waldyrious@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      9
      ·
      2 years ago

      And with a file browser sidebar 🤦

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      2 years ago

      I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet’s screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn’t enter my mind.

  • Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    67
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer’s face.

    • z3n0x@feddit.de
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      8
      ·
      2 years ago

      hackerman.jpg

  • qisope@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    51
    ·
    2 years ago

    and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don’t want anyone who sees it to think you’re weird

  • bestnerd@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    47
    arrow-down
    1
    ·
    2 years ago

    Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed

  • Drew Belloc@programming.dev
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    28
    ·
    2 years ago

    This remind me of the “Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me”

  • snor10@lemm.ee
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    24
    ·
    2 years ago

    Screens hurt my eyes.

    • gridleaf@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 years ago

      An e-Ink monitor would be pretty cool. Maybe some day they’ll be as fast as LCDs.

  • Hextic@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    21
    ·
    2 years ago

    Twitter employee?

  • callmepk@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    20
    ·
    edit-2
    2 years ago

    Damn, he is like Elon Musk my university lecturer who asks us to hand in homework with code printed out

    • Kale@lemmy.zip
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      3
      ·
      2 years ago

      Not sure why you crossed that out. Didn’t musk ask for paper copies of code?

      • Eylrid@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        2 years ago

        Yes, yes he did

  • vd1n@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    2 years ago

    Me searching for a graphic design job…

    "1. Knowledge and fluency of front end and backend we design is a must

    1. You will be in charge of maintaining our website.
    2. You will cream social media posts and create videos as needed by the sales team)
    3. Complete understanding of PowerPoint. Create sales PowerPoints daily of whatever the sales team needs. Including all copy."
    • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      Any job listing that asks you to “cream social media posts” is a red flag

      • Eylrid@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        arrow-up
        2
        ·
        2 years ago

        Onlyfans content reviewer

  • I use NixOS btw @lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    2 years ago

    Average front end dev

  • asphaltkooky@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    15
    ·
    2 years ago

    When you like computer science but also hate trees.

  • UnPassive@social.fossware.space
    link
    fedilink
    arrow-up
    14
    ·
    2 years ago

    I’m confused… how do all of you handle your merge conflicts???

    • BlueKey@kbin.social
      link
      fedilink
      arrow-up
      14
      ·
      2 years ago

      with scissors and glue

  • Digital Mark@lemmy.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    6
    ·
    2 years ago

    Back in the day, even in this century, printing out code in good text formatting on plain paper’s not a bad way to work with some problems; you can spread out many pages on a table instead of one screenful at a time, make planned edits in paper or pen, then do them. It doesn’t suit half-assed “coding” by hitting code completion and “next” in a wizard, but some of us still remember how to program.

    But then marketing hears about this and this meme is the best they can come up with.

    I suspect it’s like Nigerian scammers being blatant about how dumb their scam is, to weed out the smart targets. “simplilearn” is obviously not for people who read manuals, you know?

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 408 users / day
  • 1.27K users / week
  • 3.48K users / month
  • 9.57K users / 6 months
  • 2 local subscribers
  • 36.6K subscribers
  • 1.75K Posts
  • 32.1K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.11
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org