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They do. Way way too often.

You are beautiful!

It adheres to the letter of the law only when you ignore the 4th and 5th ammendments. But why bother? The constitution ain’t worth shit anyways.

“Legal theft”. Careful not to choke on your words. It is a well known and well documented abuse of the legal system. A great many police departments, corrupt even more than usual, use it to fund departmental expenses, staff perks and bonuses.

Fighting street level injustice through inaccessible and notoriously corrupt courts is also a sad joke.

American cops have been robbers for a long, long time under the guise of civil forfeiture.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Civil_forfeiture_in_the_United_States

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

Not sciency enough. Moths don’t know the word lamp. They do not crave lamp, because they do not know lamp.

To moth, there is only sun and moon. Lamp is sun and moon and sun and moon is lamp.

“Are we the baddies?”

New kink unlocked.

The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didn’t originally sell well because he waxed poetically about “all life’s duty to please booty”. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.

“That bird has a curved beak!” His assistant would say. “But look at the curves on the other end. Thicc” would all too often be his reply.

I think he meant conta…

Never mind.

Unsubtle humblebrag.

But not in a good way.

Merci.

You are legally allowed to beat them with the trash.

Waking up from a snooze?

This guy pedes!

Substitute boring and interesting and it’s the same meme.

**Replication crisis intensifies