Instead of this section on clapping it from behind to watch the booty jiggle, may I suggest:
Every object perseveres in its state of rest, or of uniform motion in a right line, unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed thereon.
That’s what I told your mom… last night.
I mean, let us publish these results in a journal of some scientific repute.
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I dunno what a Sir Newton is, but the chap is supposed to be Sir Isaac.
Wasn’t he celibate or something?
Just because he didn’t actually touch big butts doesn’t mean he didn’t have them living in his head rent free. 🤷🏻♂️
The first edition of On the Origins of Species by charles Darwin didn’t originally sell well because he waxed poetically about “all life’s duty to please booty”. He also could be bothered with taxanomic nomenclature and called most creatures bootyus maximus.
“That bird has a curved beak!” His assistant would say. “But look at the curves on the other end. Thicc” would all too often be his reply.
I mean you joke but he was notoriously bad about how he preserved his samples in that usually he didn’t, he just sorta jammed shit into boxes with loose notes and sent it back.
Or he ate them.
That was just no nut november
I think fairly confirmed as not interested in women, but unsure as to what flavour of not into women.
I think there’s a meme he died a virgin. Unsure if we actually know this.
I like my women like I like my syrup: thick and rich.
Forgot and dark. Mmmmmm
