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Is that a duster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Would you lot just fuck already.

As a dude with commitment issues, I can tell you he’s playing you, he might actually have feelings for you but he wont ever make his mind up and will keep you close enough to feel better about himself while keeping you from feeling better about yourself. I’ve been that dude before and that’s why I don’t actively try dating anymore, untill I fix my issues.

Hopefully I’m wrong and he’s just having momentary cold feet because it’s become legit and he wasn’t ready for it that quick.

You can shove all the Cheetos your heart desires up your ass, just don’t bitch about the consequences!

Well stop shoving Cheetos up there!

I know I love making fun of you yanks, but, y’all stay safe out there.

Don’t lose your wallet then, easy fix!

Look for something else instead, you’ll have to move the original thing to try find the new thing.

He goes to to opposite of what’s happening, when Texas was freezing he went to a hot place, so, if Texas is flooding, he’s going to Dubai.

Dumbass.

This dudes son.

If you read BS as Bullshit, it makes it better.

Try and find where my invisible friend went then hang out with them again.

Bottom left is awesome! It’s like a tiny slice of an alien planet.

Sadam Hussein storage unit.

I think I got this covered.

Why’s there always one in portrait mode?

wasn’t making an argument, I was just pointing out how easy it is to see when a .ml is posting…

but I’m not taking your bait my friend. enjoy your part of the day you’re in.

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