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Joke’s on you, I just plagiarize my backstory from other media or roll for it randomly

Me jumping on dock posts praying that Altair doesn’t decide to do a sudden 90 degree turn into death water:

I haven’t played it personally, but Savage Attacker was garbage in 2014 rules, and 2024 didn’t change it any, so arguably it’s even more garbage now due to power creep. Great Weapon Fighting (GWF), to my amazement, has actually gotten literally worse not even accounting for power creep. It’s still better than Savage Attacker once you get a second attack though, due to Savage Attacker’s once per turn limitation. And yes, the raised damage floor from GWF does seem to mean less situations where you would want to use Savage Attacker, and lowered gains from using it.

As for how much it’s affected, assuming your DM does not allow these feats to apply to Divine Favor (not sure how the 2024 rules feel about this but I believe that was considered the ‘official’ ruling in 2014), Savage Attacker adds 1.37 average damage to a hit with your maul when you do not have GWF, but only 0.91 average damage to a hit when you do have GWF.
Source: calculated by myself with anydice

P.S. As a fellow maul enjoyer, thank you for your dedication to the superior 2d6 weapon.

On top of that, the last 3 I’d say were never really PC specific to begin with.

So, did they actually get ports to non-PC consoles, or did console-form-factor PCs just become more prevalent?

Why? Isn’t it pretty much random and unfair by design? Do people really get hours of fun out of losing races due to catch-up mechanics?

skill issue tbh

I think some websites sold theirs in staggered batches rather than just letting them all sell out on day 1

So I guess the other 4% take their time and still fuck it up?

Obviously there’s a Planet X out there, where else would Chemical X come from

Better or worse than getting the boot?

In addition to what makeshiftreaper said, DND Beyond character builder treats them as additional languages, not replacements to what you normally have, so yes 5 appears to be correct.

Is Spain just that much less densely populated or do they just not care for tennis as much as the rest of western Europe? Both?

Can’t wait for New Super Mario Bros (New)

It’s not an anniversary the Jedi would celebrate…

Nooo not the moon, it didn’t do nothing to no one. Come back YR4, we still have some lovely cities you could obliterate.

What they’ll say then: The atmosphere used to be on fire. It still is, but it used to be too.

But yeah, I probably should have said “meanwhile” instead of “later”

Later, the atmosphere:

They’re not throwing flaming oil though. They didn’t even pour oil onto an enemy and light them on fire. They poured oil onto a weapon rack then lit that on fire. The enemies can simply not interact with the fire if they don’t want to. A DM can rule that a series of events together might constitute an attack because it resulted in something similar to an attack (because a DM can rule anything they want), but compounding actions and classifying them based on their result is not covered within RAW.

The difference between those scenarios you’ve invented and the scenario in the post is that pouring out oil and lighting a fire with a tinderbox already have existing rules, there’s no need to try to interpret the mechanics of the situation.