Mate, that is clearly an emu.

Ostrich.

Shawn!
Shaaaaawn!
DM: Delmorri, what do you want to do?
Delmorri: hissing noises
DM: For the love of god, Delmorri. Can you drop character for one second to explain your actions in English please?
Delmorri: pokes the Naga player and hisses some more
Naga player: sigh. He says he wants to seduce the bar wench.
DM: deep breath. Okay… roll with disadvantage.
Roleplay issss ssssserioussss busssssinesssssssss…
Yea, there is alcohol involved here.
Lad’s about to go on a shopping adventure for breakfast peans
Oh, this one’s homogenised!
Well let’s just be grateful that he put up his hand
Perhaps it was clearly stated that the snake had 2 eyes?
The bare, rather worn wall and the full laundry basket also show where the focus lies … on the important things in life!
Correction, that is a laundry tub
El Black Mamba!
This is hilarious xD
If you were roleplaying an Indian would you start bobbing your head too? This is just ophidiophoboia.
Me as the druid right before the wildshape: honey you need a cuddle









